Easier than a Keg Stand in Your Forties

Step One : Clean

Because it’s not going to clean itself and might be the most important step in this process - this means no cutting corners. Be sure to remove any furniture, or other items that may be in your way (patio furniture, pizza boxes, tapped kegs, small children) before brushing the surface free from any loose debris.

Clean thoroughly with your favorite household cleaner, however we recommend you use our PARTY FOUL OUTDOOR CLEANER for anything outdoors. After all, if it’s strong enough for a frat house, imagine what it can do to your patio.

Let surface dry thoroughly before proceeding.

Step Two : Test

Choose a small hidden area to test Party Foul Sealer prior to application. By hidden, we mean in a corner, under a piece of furniture, the underside of your decking, etc.. Party Foul’s water-based formula is acrylic-free, and goes on clear, but you know…doing a test is probably best before you start applying.

Don’t worry, no scantron required for this one, just a simple clean cloth will do.

Step Three : Apply

Application period no longer means checking the mail daily to see if you got in, it’s on your timeline now. Apply Party Foul Sealer with the tool of your choice.

We recommend choosing something appropriate for the surface area you’re looking to cover. A brush, roller, or sprayer all work well. Super soakers, not so much.

But we do recommend a paintbrush for smaller surfaces, such as deck railings, backsplashes, or even your BBQ.

Now relax, kick back, crack open a cold one, and let it dry.